Usapang Mag-asawa (Mag-LOL muna Tayo!)

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Sari-saring mag-asawa ang nakahhahalubilo ko, lalo na kapag may parenting workshop kami noon.  Maraming nakalolokang LQ ng mag-asawa ang naidulog na rin sa inyong lingkod: sa kapitbahayan, mga naging kaibigan, kliyente, at sa mga naging kasama sa activities sa community empowerment, at s’yempre sa FB.

Nakatutuwa lang minsan, na sa kabila ng mga chika issues, mayroon at mayroon pa ring anggulo na magdadala sa atin sa tawanan imbes na iyakan…

 

Nandiyan ‘yung selosan blues:  “Mj, tignan mo nga ako at sabihin mo kung mala-diyosa ang kagandahan ko para magselos pa ang mister ko?  Payat, maitim, bungal at walang boobs?  Itong itsura bang ito ang dapat pang bantayan?”  LOL!

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Nandiyan ‘yung walang kuwentang ugat:  “Isang linggo na akong hindi kinakausap ng misis ko.”  Bakit naman?  “Tinanong kasi ng anak namin kung kailan kami naging magnobyo ng mama nila, e hindi ko na talaga matandaan ang petsa.  Napakatagal na noon eh!  Mahina talaga ako sa History!”  LOL!

Nandiyan ‘yung guessing game incidents:  “Ma, ang dami kong nakain.  Ang sarap ng pagkakaluto mo sa Afritada.” 

“Afritada?  Anong Afritada, e, kare-kare ‘yang niluto ko!  Walanghiya ka!  Nang-iinsulto ka ba?”

Nabato tuloy ng kutsara si mister at hindi nagluto nang ilang araw si misis.  Next time kasi, ‘wag nang lagyan ng nouns. “Ang sarap ng luto mo.”  Period!  LOL!

Nandiyan ang cell phone accidents:  “Love ko, kumain ka na ba?  Sunduin mo ako mamaya ha.  I love you!   mwah”  Hala!  Nabalibag ni misis ang cp sa batong pader at nagkalasug-lasog na (hindi pa pala tapos hulugan).  Matapos ang mahabang interogasyon, isinaksak ang sim sa ibang cp, nalamang wrong send lang pala.  Nasayang ang IPhone…  Daanin muna kasi sa tamang proseso.  LOL!

Nandiyan ang when-is-the-right-time issues:  “Mj, ‘di ba once a month lang ang visitor n’yong mga babae?  Eh bakit twice a month may declare si misis ng red flag is up?  Sobrang diyeta naman ako nun!”

“Eh kc, Mj, ikaw ba naman hindi duduguin kung mahigit kalahati ng suweldo niya, nawawala???”  (Oo nga naman…) LOL!

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Eto ngayon ang isang paborito kong email na nasend sa akin ng isang kaibigan.  Let’s have some more laughs…mahirap yung laging serious eh!

This is  the best and most civil way daw to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force… daanin sa poems.  ^__^

WIFE:

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.

Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack!

HUSBAND:

God saw me hungry, he created pizza.

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.

He saw me in the dark, he created light.

He saw me without problems, he created YOU!

WIFE:

Twinkle twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far !

HUSBAND:

The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

Why doesn’t it rain on you?

WIFE:

Roses are red; Violets are blue

Monkeys like you should be kept in a zoo.

Don’t feel so angry you will find me there, too

Not in cage but outside, laughing at you!

and the saga continues……..

Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC

No matter & however Loud he is in the Outdoor

He is designed to remain Silent indoor…

……………………………………………………………

“Husband is one who is the head of the family,

but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes.”

………………………………………………………………

A man in Hell asked the Devil:

Can I make a call to my Wife?

After making call he asked how much to pay.

Devil : Nothing, Hell to Hell is Free.

……………………………………………………….

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means – With Idiot For Ever

……………………………………………………….

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I’d be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one every day.

………………………………………………………..

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you!

…………………………………………………………

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..

Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

…………………………………………………………..

Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?

Husband: A lovely Push…!

and life goes on……..

Why did God ever create Eve? – Since then… God never rest.

(Humor, humor… without it, we won’t survive!)

Just for laughs, ok?  Rated PG.  Wag gayahin sa inyong mga asa-asawa!  ^___^

 

 

 

 

4 Comments

  1. Hahahaha nakakatanggal ng stress ang post mo.
    Tawa ako ng tawa.
    Pa keep nito mommyjoyce ha, GOD bless you!

  2. whoaaa ahahaha dami kong tawa thanks Mommyjoyce ahaha natangal at nalis ang stress ko kasi malapit nanaman ang enrolment ng mga bata ahahaha !!!!:)

    ;0

    • Ay truly! Nakaka stress ang enrollment – always! Imagine 4 students to enroll! Glad na isa na lang ngayon. We need to laugh more often, Azukare! hahaha … share the laugh with your married friends. ^__^

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