Philippine voters’ profile

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Just sharing what’s in my mind depicting 97% (non-thinkers) of our voters as opposed to the 3% (thinkers) who will think, dissect, analyze, compare then decide who to vote.

Which is why we end up, you know what.

The voters profile. They vote for the candidate(s) because:

1. kamag-anak niya
2. kamag-anak ng kapitbahay niya
3. kamag-anak ng ka-village niya
4. kamag-anak ng kaibigan niya
5. kamag-anak ng kumpare/kumare/inaanak niya
6. yung kalaban kasi iboboto ng kaaway niya
7. they get meager sum for doing so.
8. a family member gets meager sum for doing so.
9. a neighbor gets meager sum for doing so.
10. a friend gets meager sum for doing so.
11. an acquaintance gets meager sum for doing so.
12. a friend of a family member gets meager sum for doing so.
13. a friend of a neighbor gets meager sum for doing so.
14. a friend of their kumpare/kumare/inaanak gets meager sum for doing so.
15. the candidate did something worthwhile to them before.
16. the candidate did something worthwhile to a neighbor before.
17. the candidate did something worthwhile to a friend before.
18. the candidate did something worthwhile to an acquaintance before.
19. yun ang gusto ng kapamilya niya.
20. yun ang gusto ng kaibigan niya.
21. yun ang gusto ng acquaintance niya.
22. kapitbahay niya.
23. kapitbahay ng kaibigan niya
24. kapitbahay ng kumpare/kumare/inaanak niya
25. ka-village niya.
26. kumpare/kumare/inaanak niya.
27. kumpare/kumare/inaanak ng kapamilya niya.
28. kumpare/kumare/ ng kaibigan niya.
29. kumpare/kumare/inaanak ng kapitbahay niya.
30. kumpare/kumare/inaanak ng ka-village niya.
31. magkalaro mga aso nila
32. magkalaro mga aso ng neighbor nila at nung candidate
33. magkalaro mga aso ng friend niya at nung candidate
34. magkalaro mga aso ng acquaintance niya at nung candidate
35. magkalaro mga aso ng kumpare/kumare/inaanak niya at nung candidate
36. magkaibigan mga househelps nila
37. magkaibigan mga drivers nila
38. guapo
39. maganda
40. sikat
41. artista
42. basketball player
43. radio/tv personality
44. boxer
45. singer
46. beauty queen before
47. idol niya
48. idol ng kapamilya niya
49. idol ng kaibigan niya
50. idol ng kapitbahay niya
51. idol ng ka-village niya
52. idol ng kumpare/kumare/inaanak niya
53. idol niya ang anak, asawa, kapatid, nanay, tatay, tiyo, tiya, ninong, ninang, lolo, lola etc. HAY NAKU.
kayo na magdagdag…
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