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Gaydar and Me

Written by: marieands

Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
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Do you have “gaydar?” I thought I never had one, but as time passed by, I discovered that I have one. Paano nga ba kumilatis kung ang lalaki ay isang “binabae” pala?

This is not meant to cause harm to the gay community, pero what if si Mr.Right ma inakala mo eh lalaki rin pala ang gusto? Di ba nakakagulat? Here is what I have discovered through the years. This is my list kung paano malalaman! LOL!

He loves shopping and would devote all his time recommending the latest fashion for women and what looks good on you.
He loves making a fuss about his hair. He would look frequently in the mirror.
Look at his taste when it comes to music. If he likes Donna Summer or Diana Ross too much then that could be a sign.
He loves talking too much. It seems that you have found a lost sister. He has all the time to talk about anything especially about your crush or boyfriend, LOL!
He idolizes Tom Cruise, Zach Efron and Robert Pattinson too much!
He would suddenly become speechless when a handsome or cute guy passes by.
He loves bonding with good- looking men. Magyayaya mag-inuman palagi.
He doesn’t always mind going out with you to the parlor or to the facial care center.
He would pretend to be a babaero. Always surrounded with girls, but never commits.
He likes watching Glee and all those musical programs.
He would love to try your foundation or wants to try your blush-on.
He would like to be prettier than you. He also wants to cellophane his hair and put some highlights.
Mahilig mag-inarte. “It’s too hot naman or it’s so inconvenient naman for me.”
He doesn’t like intimacy with women, but gets kilig with boys.

I only speak for myself, so I hope I don’t get violent reactions. This is just for fun pero kung may matamaan, wag magagalit.

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Just exploring this journey called life. Loving life and everything that goes with it, the ups and downs. To quote Shakespeare: All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely Players; They have their Exits and their Entrances, and one man in his time plays many parts. --marieands@facebook.com-- A pharmacist and nurse by profession. A Scholastican and a Thomasian. I simply like to share my thoughts and ideas. In life, we win some and we lose some. But I write to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS. I hope that I somehow inspire other people through my writings. "Be polite; write diplomatically; even in a declaration of war one observes the rules of politeness."--Otto von Bismarck Read Full

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