Woman/s Vanity  (Photo Credit:  Joaoalberto.info)

Woman/s Vanity (Photo Credit: Joaoalberto.info)

My friend Rafael asked me, “BAKIT KAYONG MGA BABAE NAPAKA DEMANDING N’YO? TAPOS NAGAGALIT KAYO NANG WALANG DAHILAN.”

Hindi naman lahat ng babae demanding eh, at tungkol sa mood swings, the answer is simple, one word.. “HORMONES”. Gaya ng mga lalaki hindi din naman perpekto ang mga babae, nagkakasala at nagkakamali din; hindi  sa lahat ng pagkakataon, tayo ang tama.  Hindi din sa lahat ng pagkakataon ay tayo ang nasasaktan.  So I wrote this blog to discuss the unwritten rules that we sometimes violate, no judgement intended.

1.GIVING COMPLIMENT BUT THEY DON’T REALLY MEAN IT; IN SHORT PLASTIC.

I read this quote that says “Men socialize by insulting each other, but they don’t really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting each other, and they don’t really mean it either.”

I agree.. “hey, you look beautiful and sexy with your dress” pero kapag naka talikod na … “nakita mo yun? ang panget, ang baduy. haha”.

Alam mo hindi ka na lang sana nagbigay ng compliment, nadoble pa ang kasalanan mo, naging sinungaling ka na, naging mapanlait ka pa. And some girls tend to give compliment to average looking girls, or yung tipong alam nilang mas maganda pa rin sila but then the gorgeous ones, the perfect ones, yung maganda na, sexy pa, matalino pa, they don’t give compliments.

Instead they search for her flaws, because they get intimidated! Girls, always remember EVEN THE PRETTIEST ONES HAVE THEIR OWN INSECURITIES!  So stop being a b*tch! And one more thing, kahit SOBRANG GANDA mo kung UGALING IMPAKTA ka naman, PANGiT KA SA PANINGIN NG IBA. tandaan “A pretty face catches the eyes, but a pretty personality catches the Heart” 

2. NAGSUSUNGIT OR NAGAGALIT NANG WALANG DAHILAN.

“ITS NOT ME! IT’S MY HORMONES!” Ok, lets talk about PREMENSTRUAL SYNDROME, before or during menstruation talaga napaka-irritable ng mga babae. Minsan umiiyak na lang nang walang dahilan, napakasensitive, and don’t mess up with them because sometimes they are ballistic! Haha, Boys please bear with us, our hormones are messing up our system.  Just some advice, kung ayaw mong maging punching bag ng girlfriend or ng asawa mo, take note of her cycle, kapag alam mong magkakaroon na siya, give her CHOCOLATE, eating chocolate increases the level of endorphins released by our brain which makes us happier.  That is why CHOCOLATE MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER, but for some women GUCCI, PRADA, CHANNEL or SHOPPING MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER. Wahahaha

Girls, you have an excuse, pero kung ganito ka the entire month and the entire year, ano yun isang taon kang may periodThat’s already a negative attitude, there’s something wrong with you.. You still have control over yourself at ‘wag mong isisi lahat sa Estrogen mo!!  Anong tingin mo sa mga lalaki? Napkin na taga absorb ng lahat ng bad moods mo? Bad yun, ‘yung ibang lalaki nga nag- titimpi at nananahimik lang, pero NAPUPUNO din.

Just a quick thought; yungibang lalaki pag nahuling nambababae, ganito ang sinasabi nila “LALAKI LANG AKO” so parang ganito lang yan; “IT WASN’T ME WHO CHEATED ON YOU, IT WAS MY TESTOSTERONE!” hehe

3. NAGGER/BUNGAGERA.

Natural na sa ibang babae ang maging chatterbox, at minsan yung pagiging mabunganga, pagiging SWEET namin yun.  Pero  dapat RATIONAL at hindi din yung masakit nang pakinggan, dahil sigurado maghahanap yung lalaki ng mute button.

Yung linya ng girl from a commercial..

“Let’s define “KANINA”.  Kanina, damo lang yan, ngayon puno na siya! Kanina naka-crew-cut ako, ngayon pang-shampoo commercial na!  at higit sa lahat…BATA PA ’KO KANINAAAA!!!!”

May dahilan naman siguro mag nag yung babae, BUT IF SHE COMPLAINS A LOT AND WALA NA SA LUGAR, yung tipong SIYA NAMAN ANG NA-LATE, TAPOS MAGRARASON NG “BAKIT KASI ANG AGA MO?  NAG HINTAY KA TULOY, IKAW MAY KASALANAN!” 

OTHERS, they complain a lot “Ano ba naman tong inorder mong pagkain, hindi masarap!” – 15 minutes earlier “Babe, ikaw na bahalang umorder, kahit ano”

Magaling MANISI kahit kasalanan naman niya “Bakit mo kasi ako pinag- drive ng kotse, ayan tuloy na bangga!  Kasalanan mo!” Natural na sa babae ang pagiging abogado.  haha

DEMANDING, “parang hindi mo naman ako girlfriend, gusto ko hatid sundo ako ng CHOPPER! NOW NA!”   Buti sana kung anak mayaman boyfriend mo.  Huwag ganoon.

4. BURARA.

You’ve got a phone call! Pero hindi mo mahanap kasi ANG GULO NG BAG MO, to the point na halos ilabas mo na lahat ng laman. Lagi kang late sa school, work, or any appointment because you can’t find the right pair of shoes, you have a messy closet. Bag mo mukhang BASURAHAN. Kuwarto mo ay mukhang BINAGYO. Aminin ko, hindi masyadong organized ang kuwarto ko, I can’t think clear kapag masyadong maayos environment ko (hehe palusot pa eh). Hindi ko naman sinabing magpaka “Oc-Oc” ka, parang may Obsessive Compulsive disorder na kapag nasa supermarket ka aayusin mo lahat ng nakadisplay, or magpaka “Cleanaholic” na pati cellphone mo binababad mo sa alcohol. Just be organized and clean as much as necessary.

5.MALANDI to the 10th POWER.

Its ok to flirt sometimes, but know your limitations, MAGING RESPONSABLENG MALANDI!  IT IS NOT OK TO FLIRT WHEN YOU’RE COMMITTED, and never flirt with someone who is already COMMITTED especially if he is your best friend’s boyfriend!  My goodness. You may not be CHEATING, but it is still a DISHONEST MANNER.

Sa pananamit, IT’S OK TO LOOK SEXY, BUT NOT SLUTTY. AND DON’T WEAR MICRO MINI SKIRT KUNG HIHILAIN MO DIN LANG PALA EVERY MINUTE KASI AYAW MONG MASILIPAN SA JEEP, THAT’S ABSURD! Some boys have uncontrollable hormones. Kung nabastos ka, kasalanan mo yun in the first place.

6.MAG AASA, MANLOKO, MANLALAKI.

Hindi porket maganda ka eh me karapatan ka nang gawin ang mga yan sa mga lalaki (Boys, wala din kayong karapating gawin yan sa m’in, para fair). Eh lalo namang wala kang karapatang gawin ang mga yan kung hindi ka naman kagandahan, di ba?  Ambisyosa… Kung ayaw mo sa manliligaw mo eh wag mo na paasahin sa wala.  Hindi yung mag papabili ka pa ng kung ano-ano “Bili mo ko nun, bili mo ko n’yan”.  Huwag ganun.. .

Hindi porket maganda ka eh may LISENSYA ka nang MANLALAKI.   HUWAG MONG PAGSABAY-SABAYIN. The ratio of men to women nowadays is 1:7 or 1:10 I’m not sure with my statistics but my point is, HUWAG KA MANAKIT at parang awa mo na magtira ka naman para sa mga single!

7. HINDI MARUNONG MAG LUTO.

“A way to a man’s heart is through his stomach”.  Kung sino man ang unang nagsabi nito, malamang bagsak sa HUMAN ANATOMY, because the fastest way to a man’s heart is through his chest with a KNIFE!  bwahaha. If you hate cooking, please lang kahit yung favorite food lang ng bf or ng asawa mo pag-aralan mong lutuin.  If you know how to cook, it makes you prettier. It makes you sexier. It makes you more attractive.  Isipin mo to;  Kung pangit ka na nga (though walang taong pangit), ang panget pa ng ugali mo, tapos hindi ka pa marunong mag luto, hala ka, mamamatay kang virgin. SO, GIRLS, ASIDE FROM LEARNING HOW TO PUT MAKE-UP ON LIKE A PRO, LEARN HOW TO COOK LIKE A CHEF!

*Guys, always give your girl some compliments, tell her how gorgeous she is in the morning even with a messy hair. IF she’s mad, say sorry, talk about it, make her laugh, cook for her, and if you want to PACIFY your girl because she’s throwing TANTRUM EPISODES AND STARTING TO NAG…. JUST KISS HER!!! :)

author:  tepay

p.e./mj